Ironically the doctors need to be adviced too...

A huge multi speciality hospital consists of many doctors with different specialities in medicine, but with rather strange specialities in their characters.
A physiotherapist, who is a fat bulky man and who is totally out of shape and who takes some time to stand up, munches a few burgers for his lunch every day before he treats his patients and advices them to take proper care in maintaining their fitness levels and in controlling their diet.
The patients who approach him feel he’s too fat to give advice on physiotherapy, but they still listen to him. One patient rather irresistibly makes a sarcastic remark at him saying his face also resembles a nicely stuffed burger.
A lung specialist goes out taking frequent breaks, quickly smokes a few puffs and returns back with pieces of advice regarding how harmful smoking can be, as he treats the patients suffering from lung infections.
A psychiatrist treats his patients by smacking them with a mighty stick he possesses and at the same time with a laughing face, when they fail to listen to his advice on mental dis-orders properly. An ENT surgeon, who experiences frequent nose-blocks, prescribes his patients, the medicines and gives them tips for keeping their nose clear.
A doctor, who treats liver, always struggles to talk fluently towards his patients and keep his eyes open for longer durations, thanks to the fooling water bottle he brings every day. He says, excessive consumption of alcohol is harmful but consuming little quantities everyday isn’t all that bad for health.

When cough gets onto your head...

When you are on a coughing spree, the living experience can be very different and certainly very horrible.
Mukesh drinks bottles and more bottles of cough syrup in vain, only managing to develop a liking to the taste of the syrup. His colleague Rajesh teases him saying "you have transformed into a roaring animal from a relatively silent human".
Meanwhile Mukesh keeps coughing, while in discussions with his friends, in the official meetings or while spending his time with his family. He gets suggestions from his team mates to have some whiskey, reduce his smoking habits although he has never smoked, etc.
He visits the doctor, keeps taking medicines and keeps coughing. At times when he coughs violently, his head aches as if some kind of an invisible bullet is fired from his respiratory tract right into his cerebral cortex.
His coughing also develops into a weird rhythm and his whole body shakes in tandem as if he is dancing to the tunes of some kind of an unpleasant, disharmonious and rather rough vocal rendition.