Ironically the doctors need to be adviced too...

A huge multi speciality hospital consists of many doctors with different specialities in medicine, but with rather strange specialities in their characters.
A physiotherapist, who is a fat bulky man and who is totally out of shape and who takes some time to stand up, munches a few burgers for his lunch every day before he treats his patients and advices them to take proper care in maintaining their fitness levels and in controlling their diet.
The patients who approach him feel he’s too fat to give advice on physiotherapy, but they still listen to him. One patient rather irresistibly makes a sarcastic remark at him saying his face also resembles a nicely stuffed burger.
A lung specialist goes out taking frequent breaks, quickly smokes a few puffs and returns back with pieces of advice regarding how harmful smoking can be, as he treats the patients suffering from lung infections.
A psychiatrist treats his patients by smacking them with a mighty stick he possesses and at the same time with a laughing face, when they fail to listen to his advice on mental dis-orders properly. An ENT surgeon, who experiences frequent nose-blocks, prescribes his patients, the medicines and gives them tips for keeping their nose clear.
A doctor, who treats liver, always struggles to talk fluently towards his patients and keep his eyes open for longer durations, thanks to the fooling water bottle he brings every day. He says, excessive consumption of alcohol is harmful but consuming little quantities everyday isn’t all that bad for health.