Better be an animal on Indian roads!

If you are one of the bikers driving on the Indian roads, you are better of possessing some of the animal instincts than trying to be a disciplined fool.
If you find too many vehicles ahead, you drive like a snake crawling through the gaps between the vehicles.
If you find a biker approaching in the opposite direction, you intensionally keep yourself head on as if you are a bull about to lock horns with another one, before he sways away at the last moment.
You have to violate rules at traffic signal and rush along even if the red signal is on. If the traffic policeman comes behind you like a tiger ready to hunt, you have to speed away like a deer managing to escape itself from falling prey.